Magical Girl Princess Kenny
I fucking love sharing my name with this mother fucker.
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a public service announcement
Your arms wrapped around me and suddenly I was home.
❞“10 Word Poem” series - #5 (via lettersto-savemyself)
Once you get a taste of sleeping next to someone, sleeping alone in your own bed really sucks.
fuck I want this
THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE
My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows…
you could have some epic Jedi battles with those
george washington rises from the dead
“you done fucked up”
“the fuck did i tell you about political parties”
“I SAID FOUR GODDAMN THINGS, AMERICA. POLITICAL PARTIES ARE DANGEROUS. PAY OFF THE FUCKING DEBT. ISOLATIONISM! AND FREE FUCKING TRADE! SO WHAT DO YOU DO? ‘OH LET’S SPLIT THE GOVERNMENT! LET’S SPEND WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH! LET’S MAKE ALLIANCES!’ GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AMERICA! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I WILL TURN THIS COUNTRY AROUND.
